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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

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21/05/2013 at 14:23:04 ft. 99543 notes J




danalmostcaughtonfire:

tunetechfrosthead:

nothisisnotdog:

*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*

*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*

DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT

(Source: reshiham, via: bandsruinedmybankaccount)
21/05/2013 at 11:30:27 ft. 60201 notes J




morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

21/05/2013 at 08:37:48 ft. 206542 notes J




lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*

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21/05/2013 at 05:45:20 ft. 14389 notes J




always-allisa:

OH WHAT THE FUCK LOL

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21/05/2013 at 02:53:05 ft. 117616 notes J




krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

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20/05/2013 at 20:08:01 ft. 56226 notes J




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atsecondsight:

Every Glee song ever 
↳Candles

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We kiss each other every day, on the mouth, and in between meals

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20/05/2013 at 05:45:30 ft. 2061 notes J




nomatterifyoureblackorwhite:

4 years for glee!

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20/05/2013 at 02:52:56 ft. 2317 notes J




“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?”
—

People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

image

(via aeferg)

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19/05/2013 at 17:16:26 ft. 41318 notes J




LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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19/05/2013 at 14:22:59 ft. 113957 notes J




royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(Source: royal-high, via: fallingoutboy)
19/05/2013 at 11:30:19 ft. 108076 notes J