(Source: shouldertappingghosts, via: bandsruinedmybankaccount)If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(Source: reshiham, via: bandsruinedmybankaccount)*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*
*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*
DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
(Source: lcate, via: bandsruinedmybankaccount)*sells my virginity at a yard sale*

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via: always-allisa)OH WHAT THE FUCK LOL

(Source: krabwatch, via: jeanprincevaire)finally an option that fits me
(Source: atsecondsight, via: thelightningboy)Every Glee song ever
↳Candles
(Source: albuscarfypotter, via: bleerios)We kiss each other every day, on the mouth, and in between meals
(Source: nomatterifyoureblackorwhite, via: chatterboxrose)4 years for glee!
(Source: really-shit, via: fallingoutboy)If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(Source: royal-high, via: fallingoutboy)a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work